For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for October 26, 2023

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    9thCapricorn  about 1 year ago

    To save your frustrations, why don’t you just buy the candy a few hours before dark and leave it in your car until Trick and Treat time. That’s what I do.

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    rasputin's horoscope  about 1 year ago

    Who’s taking April trick-or-treating, and who’s staying home handing out candy? It would seem weird receiving candy from your dentist

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    Tantor  about 1 year ago

    Dentists love Halloween!

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    Katsuro Premium Member about 1 year ago

    My mom used to steal my candy when I was a child, and claim that it’d gone bad so she’d had to throw it away. To be fair, I only played with the gummy snakes and other candy and had no interest in eating it, so it was better that somebody got to eat it at some point.

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    French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’ll buy the candy the week before, then just put it up in my closet. Having it in the kitchen cupboards invites too much temptation.

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    Strider Premium Member about 1 year ago

    My late mother used to do that when I was a child. LOL

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    Pet  about 1 year ago

    It is so true. It was not the kids I worried about, it was the dad lol!

    I always did two shops, one a few weeks before halloween and then the second shop was the day before/morning of halloween, when everything went on sale. That way, everyone in the house could eat some candy for a few weeks and then there was still candy for the trick or treaters.

    And yes, I only handed out chocolate bars, full sized :-))

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    'IndyMan'  about 1 year ago

    Sneaky, sneaky, Elly ! ! ! !

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    kamoolah  about 1 year ago

    If the Good Lord did not want Elly sneaking sweets, He would have made gluttony a sin.

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    bwoodruf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Elizabeth is a great creation. Congrats.

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    exness Premium Member about 1 year ago

    No trick or treaters in my rural neighborhood, but I still buy bags of candy. Evenly divide between husband and myself. His will be gone in a week and mine lasts a few months.

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    paranormal  about 1 year ago

    Just buy candy they don’t like.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 year ago

    Stockpiling Halloween leftover candy for next year is an adventure in futility.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    In my house the trick is that the treats last until Halloween.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  about 1 year ago

    I bought two small boxes of full CHOCLAAAAATE bars and two large boxes of “Grandma’s Cookies.” Naturally, I did some “quality control tests,” but I am now bagging them up! (Amazon has AMAZING spooky-shaped paper clips FYI. I got some skull ones.)

    The LEFT-OVERS are for afterwards. <3

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    The Pro from Dover  about 1 year ago

    We just obeyed our mother when she asked us not to touch it. That’s solved a lot of problems.

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    g04922  about 1 year ago

    Yeah, the wife always buys ‘extra’ Reese’s Cups… LOL

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    Linda Schweiner Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Our mother had a bicycle lock she used to lock the cupboard over the refrigerator so we couldn’t get get at the chocolate chips and candy bars. It worked well.

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    sbwertz  about 1 year ago

    I buy candy with coconut. I’m allergic to coconut!

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    eced52  about 1 year ago

    April will.

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    EXCALABUR  about 1 year ago

    Willpower everyone!

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    The Great_Black President  about 1 year ago

    That was funny how Elly turns Japanese in the last panel.

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    BlitzMcD  about 1 year ago

    Right there in the final panel is a great example of why I always said that hippie was short for hypocrite.

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