You LAUGH, but my late husband once got a SINGLE roll of TP thrown back at him. The toilet paper is gone and you return w/ONE roll!!! LOLI actually had to apologize bc apparently that was the only roll that we had in the house at the time. So I guess the laugh was on me!
Yesterday, my wife noticed a bit of toothpaste(!) on my earlobe. I use a battery-powered toothbrush and added some toothpaste before finishing, without turning off the brush, I didn’t check the mirror or wall for other such debris.
BigBoy 9 months ago
There’s always that confusion when she points to one side of her face. Which side is it really ?
LeftCoastKen Premium Member 9 months ago
There’s a cutoff age, though. Beyond that, the feedback stops.
juicebruce 9 months ago
Shaving Cream or is it Whipped Cream from eating the Pumpkin Pie with whipped cream ?
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
He is letting it soak onto his pesky ear hair that is so difficult to trim.
phritzg Premium Member 9 months ago
No, it’s toilet paper. But it’s not on a cut. He had explosive diarrhea. Again.
Gent 9 months ago
Me is never knews doggies is shaves.
ctolson 9 months ago
At least he wasn’t caught with pie residue on he face.
jth 9 months ago
“There’s Something About Mary”
KEA 9 months ago
another reason I’m no longer married
Homerville Premium Member 9 months ago
This is a top ten. Good one.
g04922 9 months ago
LOL… Thanks, ‘Mom’….
kaylowe 9 months ago
You LAUGH, but my late husband once got a SINGLE roll of TP thrown back at him. The toilet paper is gone and you return w/ONE roll!!! LOLI actually had to apologize bc apparently that was the only roll that we had in the house at the time. So I guess the laugh was on me!
fjblume2000 9 months ago
Yesterday, my wife noticed a bit of toothpaste(!) on my earlobe. I use a battery-powered toothbrush and added some toothpaste before finishing, without turning off the brush, I didn’t check the mirror or wall for other such debris.