In Security by Bea R. for November 15, 2023

Vegan turkey is an oxymoron.

Well, I guess as long as the turkey is vegan, they’re OK eating him. I guess they think this makes them Vegan by proxy.

Dad sees OW. OW sees dad. Dad wonders what this progressive animal is, and if he has autonomy over the household like nature intended.

OW thinks, “I can get this dweeb to serve me”…..heh, heh, heh.

So not true…

Tell ‘em the truth, Sam – it’s (gasp) meat. (Maybe they’ll run screaming out the door…)

I’m looking for a sign for my kitchen that says “You’ll eat it. You’ll eat it and you’ll like it.” Sam and Sedine could use one too.

I always find it funny that range free birds and caged bird eggs and meat have the same nutritional value. I raise chickens for eggs and even the taste is the same between a bird that runs the yard or one that stays in a cage. I think we need to put people in cages to limit their stupidity.

They send fewer neutrons flying when I turn off my lights.

For you and dad we got a special entree: Nutella Loaf! Sedine and I are going to have a small turkey breast.