Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 29, 2023

Like the tattoo on her arm, I’m assuming that’s not part of the original artwork.

She: (Sob!) I’m just a girl who cain’t say no! But, NO! I won’t be your gitlfruend’s Maid Of Honor!

He: But we flipped a coin. You lost. We can still be a Threesome! OK?

I’m only slightly married on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. That proves I love you because you get me for four days a week.

That means you won’t mind being “Slightly Dead?” (Tip of Hat to “The Princess Bride.”)

And I’ll only get you partially pregnant.!

Every other ?

Being |slightly married" is only slightly different from being “slightly” pregnant.

Nice tats!

Nice tattoo but stop needling him. Just dump him!

Does that mean she is a little bit pregnant?

I’m using my comment to compliment someone else’s: Fine Jams and Jellies is in fine fettle today. I’m only slightly green with envy.

HIS OLD LADY: You’ve left the Rough Riders MC and got a job at the bank?!? HOW COULD YOU???

OILY JOE: I WAS BORED! I NEEDED A NEW ADVENTURE! COME BACK, DOUBLE DEE!!!

“Really, just ask my wife. I’m hardly ever home.”

Liar liar pants on fire,

“I’m in an open relationship.” At least, that’s what I would say.

Slightly married?

Different, smifferent.

What he said didn’t matter, but the fact he lied does matter.

Me, too, on the “more than slightly married”, John!

Original

Never use shop talk parts analogy and a lady’s looks in the same sentence. That guy and his ‘monkey’ will be sleeping alone tonight.

His pants on fire eh.