Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 04, 2023

“Scrambled” DNA recipient in Gene Kelly’s family.

I’m amazed at how many women visit and write to convicted murderers and even marry them sometimes. What is it about the bad boy appeal?

Do you like solitary confinement?

And toilet Pina Coladas?

I prefer walking on sunshine.

How I met your mother?

Are they going to start making out like in “Ferris Bueller’s Day off”?

Bill has never been arrested. there would be no minders, just cuffed to a ring in the bench.

A match made in…well, the other place.

Just won’t be any Pina Coladas.

First you have to GET CAUGHT in the rain.