A kid needs to create good comebacks for all of those sayings. Like for the last one: “I hope I have a kid just like me too. I’ll understand her better than you do me. I’ll be more patient with her. I won’t criticize everything about her.” When I told my mother that she shut up.
Uncle Kenny over 1 year ago
The mother’s curse.
Macushlalondra over 1 year ago
A kid needs to create good comebacks for all of those sayings. Like for the last one: “I hope I have a kid just like me too. I’ll understand her better than you do me. I’ll be more patient with her. I won’t criticize everything about her.” When I told my mother that she shut up.
Milady Meg over 1 year ago
Don’t put it in your mouth
You don’t know where it’s been
Don’t assume it’s candy for a minute
Don’t take it from the ground
Or from a strange old man
Other kids have vanished when they did it
Don’t bring it in the house
Because it’s not a toy
Don’t you ever point it at your sister
Go put it in your room
I’ll wash your mouth with soap
Then I’ll put you two in separate corners
Did you bring enough for everyone
Keep it to yourself or share
Go upstairs and think of what you’ve done
You’re just not my kid, I swear
Don’t swing that thing around
You just might poke an eye
Wipe that grin before it sticks forever
Don’t leave it on the floor
Or feed it to the dog
If you break it you wont get another
There’s more. Video at https://www.youtube.COM/watch?v=tJ9r3nVHAb0&ab_channel=UncleBonsai-Topic
Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago
When I would accidently leave a door open, my Mother would shout “Do you live in a barn?”
I would just go Mooooooooo
wildlandwaters over 1 year ago
the one I heard was “laugh and world laughs with you…cry, and you cry alone”!! (it did the trick…sorta)