Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for October 19, 2023

You left out the beer.

My package had Instant Water in it. All I had to do was…

Just as a PSA, peanut butter and Fritos is a really bad combination. Try it if you must, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Flour tortilla, peanut butter and jam. 18 seconds in the microwave. Real men don’t need a plate. Teeshirt is your napkin. Breakfast, lunch or dinner.

But, somehow men can use a grill to barbecue.

It turns out that you don’t have to combine them. You can eat them separately!

Perfect for the guy who can’t boil water. Have a few in my neighborhood, sadly.

Yea…NO!

Aka millennial meals

There was no spoon in the ‘ManMeal’. The plastic spoon was found…never mind where it was found. From a locally sourced purveyor of fast food.

Otherwise known as the Fat Old Bachelor Diet.

Sounds more like “College Meals”. That’s all you can afford.

Sounds disgusting to me. The only men that can’t cook are the ones that don’t want to. I guess that goes for women also. It just takes a decision and then effort.