A friend of mine showed up to work with mismatched socks. I said, “Jim, do you realize you have on one brown sock and one blue sock?” He said, “Yes, and it’s the strangest thing— I have another pair at home just like these!”
It’s a proven fact that when you lose a sock while doing the laundry, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that does’nt fit any of your containers. I read that on the internet so it has’ta be true.
Had a coworker that occasionally showed up for work with one bright green and a bright red sock. He was colorblind. Never understood why he would buy socks in colors he wouldn’t be able to distinguish.
One of our techs got called out in the middle of the night. Someone noticed the two different color socks he had on later in the day. His reply was “They both looked the same in the dark”.
Yakety Sax about 1 year ago
That’s why I only have socks in one color………
Partyalldatyme about 1 year ago
A friend of mine showed up to work with mismatched socks. I said, “Jim, do you realize you have on one brown sock and one blue sock?” He said, “Yes, and it’s the strangest thing— I have another pair at home just like these!”
yoey1957 about 1 year ago
It’s a proven fact that when you lose a sock while doing the laundry, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that does’nt fit any of your containers. I read that on the internet so it has’ta be true.
jmworacle about 1 year ago
Explained in a way the makes sense.
Gizmo Cat about 1 year ago
Had a coworker that occasionally showed up for work with one bright green and a bright red sock. He was colorblind. Never understood why he would buy socks in colors he wouldn’t be able to distinguish.
Chithing Premium Member about 1 year ago
Sock it to him, granny.
Lynnjav about 1 year ago
Who says socks have to match anyway?
Not Again about 1 year ago
One of our techs got called out in the middle of the night. Someone noticed the two different color socks he had on later in the day. His reply was “They both looked the same in the dark”.