Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 09, 2023

Neck to neck competition with the regular blood bank

“Dracula will see you now.”

that will encourage some and make others nervous.

I’d be more wary if it was Ghostface campaigning for blood donations instead.

Won’t it have to be screened for pumpkin spice first?

Not an encouraging sign…..gasp

Looks fair to me!

Vampire blood came in a tube, but I don’t think its sold anymore

I won’t donate any more. They asked too many questions last time. Who’s blood is it? Where did you get it? Why is it in a bucket?

I can’t today. I donated my 100th unit last week. Yes, that’s 12.5 gallons.

Whatever it takes. They still can’t “fake” blood.

I like the humor. If I saw that sign at the costume store, I’d be inclined to give a pint.

When a strip cries out for a vampire…