Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 05, 2023

The pretzel baker turned out to be the killer? CHALLAH me shocked! ;D

They should have seen that twist coming.

Was Col. Mustard there too?

I knew it was him by the salty language he used.

It must have been a M. Night Shyamalan movie about Auntie Anne.

Sound track by Steely Dan Thompson!

And you thought the guy was crustworthy.

It’s knot what they expected.

He had a chip on his shoulder.

Ha! Spoiler alert. He just saved me $20.

Who was it he a-salted?

It was Auntie Anne!! (for those that don’t know who she is, there’s a pretzel business called Auntie Anne’s )

sounds like a plot that was half baked…

I thought for sure it was Chubby Checker.

Hey! Spoiler Alert would have been nice!