Ofcer Cleetus is just killin’ it
Anybody remember a small town called Bypass ?
I thought that possums played dead instead of running fast.
That’ll do it!
Thats between Shockingly still to faster than a speeding bullet!!!
Eno don’t argue with a backwoods sheriff. I did and they locked me up!
How fast can a possum run? They don’t look very speedy to me.
Those southern cops will stop their own mothers….lol
I’m not sure how to counter such a brilliant analysis.
It’s the same philosophy as telling time by the position of the sun and not using a sundial.
So, is that a new app he’s using?
You in a heap o’ trouble, boy.
Sooo, those cops are naturally calibrated. If you’re from out of town and your car is moving, you’re speeding.
That cop was on Eno’s @ss like moss on a Mississippi tree stump.
What kind of tires are those, Boy? Uh huh. A race car.
20 mph if it’s a trans he/she possum.
Look at that chin hair!!!!!!!! Mom? :)
The possum would only be going fast if the hawk caught him.
He has no evidence, Eno. Challenge the ticket in court.
And still literate enough to write you a ticket with a hefty fine.
Ah, an expert……
Fine police work, I’m sure. But I have my doubts that “the possum clause” will hold up in court.
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C 11 months ago
Ofcer Cleetus is just killin’ it
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
Anybody remember a small town called Bypass ?
sirbadger 11 months ago
I thought that possums played dead instead of running fast.
saylorgirl 11 months ago
That’ll do it!
Knightman Premium Member 11 months ago
Thats between Shockingly still to faster than a speeding bullet!!!
flemmingo 11 months ago
Eno don’t argue with a backwoods sheriff. I did and they locked me up!
e.groves 11 months ago
How fast can a possum run? They don’t look very speedy to me.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
Those southern cops will stop their own mothers….lol
assrdood 11 months ago
I’m not sure how to counter such a brilliant analysis.
quinones.felix 11 months ago
It’s the same philosophy as telling time by the position of the sun and not using a sundial.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 11 months ago
So, is that a new app he’s using?
awcoffman 11 months ago
You in a heap o’ trouble, boy.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago
Sooo, those cops are naturally calibrated. If you’re from out of town and your car is moving, you’re speeding.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
That cop was on Eno’s @ss like moss on a Mississippi tree stump.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
What kind of tires are those, Boy? Uh huh. A race car.
larslarson 11 months ago
20 mph if it’s a trans he/she possum.
Impkins Premium Member 11 months ago
Look at that chin hair!!!!!!!! Mom? :)
cuzinron47 11 months ago
The possum would only be going fast if the hawk caught him.
lawguy05 11 months ago
He has no evidence, Eno. Challenge the ticket in court.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
And still literate enough to write you a ticket with a hefty fine.
raybarb44 11 months ago
Ah, an expert……
eb110americana 11 months ago
Fine police work, I’m sure. But I have my doubts that “the possum clause” will hold up in court.