Kliban by B. Kliban for October 25, 2023

Not going to touch that.

Is it Polish? Did they polish it?

Woe to him who touches the monument with a nine foot pole.

Alexander Graham Kowalski – inventor of the telephone pole.

Men look up at the statue in awe and think, “Man, if mine were only one-tenth that size, wouldn’t they call me ‘Studly Duddly’!”

Ironically, the monument is fifty feet tall.

Fella was walking down the street, carrying a 13-foot pole. Somebody asked him, “Are you a pole vaulter?” He said, “No, I’m a Svede, but how did you know my name was Valter?”

I though Polish jokes went out with Laugh-In!

Lived just down the street but no one really ever knew him.

Yep. He’s a biggun!