The Barn by Ralph Hagen for October 08, 2023

“May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.” George Carlin

“Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.” Edward R. Murrow

“Before I came here I was confused about this subject. Having listened to your lecture I am still confused. But on a higher level.” Enrico Fermi

“Just keep going like crazy and look back when it’s over. Otherwise you just get confused.”Cliff Burton

“We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.” Tom Waits

And in there is where it should stay…locked in.

On rBay and Roryzon, Karl.

Let me guess, A dance hall owned by Martin Bobulated – a man with no idea about punctuation.

Now there’s a good idea, Rory! Publish your own dictionary with all the " it’s all in here" words!

Sheldon: Here’s an interesting fact about alcohol; Man is not the only species that ferments fruit in order to become intoxicated. Can you guess what the other is? Hint, sometimes they pack the alcohol in their trunks.

Penny: Monkeys.

Sheldon: When does a monkey have a trunk?

Penny: When a suitcase just won’t do.

Rory is inspired through define intervention.

I think Rory is correct.

I like Ambrose Bierce’s dictionary

Ha ha! Perfect, Rory! Stan is ticked off.