The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 19, 2023

That’s a real sham.

you can tell it is an okay restaurant because those two would be caught dead in there…

So, when a ghost ghosts somebody, it means they showed up? Huh?

No sheet.

How come we didn’t get a table cloth or napkins?

Spill the wine, take that pearl

Boo !

I misunderstood when he said he was a Deadhead!

In due time!

BOO on the blind date!

That’s what happens when you use a Medium dating service.

Not really the ghostess with the mostess.

So he was a catfish?

He keeps appearing to her. She wouldn’t mind him coming – it’s just that she doesn’t want to see him when he comes.

Spooky.

It ghost to show you never can tell.

She was hoping he’d be good under the sheets.

Why can’t ghosts have children? Because of their hollow-weenies!

What the heck kind of dating website is that?

Maybe we can set her up with one of the poulter guys.

Is this what they moan by spirited conversation?

the date didn’t go well and now he feels like sheet…