Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 03, 2023

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    Asharah  about 1 year ago

    Just bash him with the club

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    rmremail  about 1 year ago

    God: Noah, how goes the ark?

    Noah: Pretty good. I am exhausted, but I think I’m finally all done.

    God: Not quite – the two rhinos you brought on your ark, they are both male.

    Noah: I followed your command. I spent years building this here ark. I spent weeks filling it, and I am tired, god. So you know what, you want a girl rhino? You change it! You’re god, You can do anything!

    God: Noah?

    Noah: Yes, God?

    God: How long can you tread water, Noah?

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    HidariMak  about 1 year ago

    “So far I’ve loaded in two tigers, two antelope, two rabbits, and two chickens. So what do I have? Two tigers. Crap!”

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    Crow Eatery  about 1 year ago

    Were there more human races before the flood? Maybe green people, Leprechauns, and Gnomes.

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    John Smith  about 1 year ago

    Boy is he going to be surprised!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Neanderthals make good bear food.

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    Zykoic  about 1 year ago

    So silly…..

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    wallylm  about 1 year ago

    Once, there were two Wiley Bears (now how many?!)

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    STEPUP  about 1 year ago

    Those bears can’t wait to welcome the new passengers!!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Those bears don’t see Neanderthal either. They see lunch.

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    ron  about 1 year ago

    They were left behind with the Unicorns, sigh!!

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    lalapalooza Premium Member about 1 year ago

    this is a joke right? lol you do all know that the neanderthal were not wiped out, they were assimilated!

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    einarbt  about 1 year ago

    The crap people believe beggars belief.

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    dot-the-I  about 1 year ago

    Shades of “A dictatorship on the door but a democracy on the dance floor” (Studio 54) – Andy Warhol

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    Old Crusty  about 1 year ago

    Strange that so many people are ready to jump on a story from the Bible that has a morale base to it, i.e. the sins of man being punished by wiping out all the sinners leaving the righteous to survive, but no one ever jumps on stories from Aesop which have the same moral teaching.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 1 year ago

    “And it makes no difference that you’re Republicans!”

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Unfortunately, the Neanderthals did get on board as we now have a proliferation of them!

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    betsypoe  about 1 year ago

    … or a Gatekeeper.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Eh, we all have a little Neanderthal in us.

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    dsatvoinde Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yay! At least the Wiley bears made the cut!

    But, with that hole so low on the side of the ark, I am afraid that it won’t stay afloat for very long.

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    comixbomix  about 1 year ago

    If there was only one doorman, why are there so many of them now???

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    Can't Sleep  about 1 year ago

    And then the guy clobbers him with his club, and Neanderthal DNA is guaranteed a spot in our DNA.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hey look! Its John Fetterman and Nancy Pelosi!

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    Isn’t there something in genetics about recommending a diverse gene pool? Starting with only one pair of each species, maybe that explains a few things.

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    HOTLOTUS1  about 1 year ago

    Slip the bouncer a couple Denarius

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Might have let one on board. After all, someone had to change the paper and empty the litter boxes.

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    Squoop  about 1 year ago

    And his name was Darwin.

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    boniface22  about 1 year ago

    The bears are in.

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    well-i-never  about 1 year ago

    Huh. 55 comments and no, “The earth is only 6000 years old.”, crowd.

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    bobpeters61  about 1 year ago

    As consolidation, the Neanderthals got to ride the unicorns that Noah just can’t find.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  about 1 year ago

    Noah found out it was a mistake to admit the two termites

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    jbruins84341  about 1 year ago

    Looks to me like the bears are waiting for a pre-historic snack!

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    mindjob  about 1 year ago

    Pretty sure neanderthals weren’t around by the time the arc was finished

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    kartis  about 1 year ago

    I see the bears in the background looking quite excited..

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    jahoody  about 1 year ago

    But the Wiley Bears are there!!!!

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    Old27F20  about 1 year ago

    Slip him a couple of $50s Ugg, that will miraculously add you to the list!

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    locake  about 1 year ago

    Oh they got on the ark alright. But the bears ate them and that is why we have no neanderthals.

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    Cactus-Pete  about 1 year ago

    Putting the door below the water line is not a good idea.

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    ogsbury  about 1 year ago

    The whole point was to not admit any relatives of the boss.

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    leemorse9777  about 1 year ago

    I don’t think anyone who believes in the Great Flood can or will answer these questions. Where did all the water come from and where did it go ? Devine miracle ? Giant sponge ? Any reasonable answer accepted.

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago

    Nothing is more humiliating than being laughed at by bears and bunnies.

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    Ha! You can’t stay but you’re invited for dinner.

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    Gatekeepers are usu female…

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    Curiosity Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Interesting explanation, but not possible. They disappeared about 30,000 years ago, which is at least 5 times longer ago than the beginning of the creation. Totally illogical.

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    Buoy  about 1 year ago

    ….. no offense.

    Ba dum bum, chhhhh!

    How did they see on the ark at night, you ask?

    Did they have Floodlights? Actually, they were Israelites.

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    IndyW  about 1 year ago

    Let them in, the bears need to eat.

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Is there an arc to this story? (>ᴗ•)

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    Trying to explain both the demise of Neanderthals and the biblical flood narrative. Doesn’t work.

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    MarshaOstroff  about 1 year ago

    The myth of the Great Flood as told in Genesis has a genesis that goes back to pre-Biblical times, and appears in different forms in many ancient cultures. Here’s a good summary: https://time.Com/44631/noah-christians-flood-aronofsky/

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    RitaGB  about 1 year ago

    I used to worry about all the birds that had to keep flying until the flood waters receded. They must have been exhausted. (and where did all that water go?) Creatures of the sea just kept swimming.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 1 year ago

    That parchment roll is WAY too short. And those rabbits just aren’t gonna last …

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    _lounger_  about 1 year ago

    bears would have appreciated them…

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    wordsmeet  4 months ago

    Those Wiley bears muggin’ for the camera, hahahah.

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