No such thing as a highly respected Senator. They are all crooks….just more obvious now. They don’t care who knows. They know the idiots will keep voting for the same ones expecting a different outcome.
The senator doesn’t have to do that. He just asks a rich man for bucks and quote the SCOTUS decision Citizens United v FEC. He can become an extremely wealthy man.
Turns out in the US people are free to give politicians, money and gifts, as long as they not specifically tied to any outcome. He can just legally take the money out in the open.
TStyle78 8 months ago
What if someone else finds it first?
Imagine 8 months ago
Call it a campaign donation instead. Then, no problem.
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
There is always a lineup by that yellow bench!
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 8 months ago
Which park? Is this another “fiction” like the bag of money in Fargo?
mourdac Premium Member 8 months ago
Just walk like an Egyptian while collecting it.
distortion 8 months ago
Leave gold bars instead.
chryssanthi Premium Member 8 months ago
Menendez at work
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
Truer words were never spoken
Lennia Machen Premium Member 8 months ago
… or in the garage next to the Corvette.
Ji535m 8 months ago
Is anyone watching?
hooglah 8 months ago
No such thing as a highly respected Senator. They are all crooks….just more obvious now. They don’t care who knows. They know the idiots will keep voting for the same ones expecting a different outcome.
sarah413 Premium Member 8 months ago
Left in a sealed mayonnaise jar, on the doorstep of Funk and Wagnalls,
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
Once he gets the money, he’ll be able to kickback and relax.
LrdSlvrhnd 8 months ago
“Just put it in an envelope labeled ‘Campaign Donation’…”
lawguy05 8 months ago
Sure thing, Senator Menendez.
cuzinron47 8 months ago
You may want to record this for future reference. He has a hard time keeping up with he got bribes from.
unfair.de 8 months ago
Give him a booklet of your issues where Dollar bills are stuck between the pages. The more issues you have…
PaulGoes 8 months ago
Or contribute to one (or more) of his PACs. That’s legal and just as effective.
banjoAhhh! 8 months ago
The senator doesn’t have to do that. He just asks a rich man for bucks and quote the SCOTUS decision Citizens United v FEC. He can become an extremely wealthy man.
wildlandwaters 8 months ago
You can’t just walk up and hand him a bribe…you need an appointment first!
flingebunt 8 months ago
Turns out in the US people are free to give politicians, money and gifts, as long as they not specifically tied to any outcome. He can just legally take the money out in the open.
Sorry, the truth is funnier than the joke :)