There’s a kid’s book called That Pesky Toaster. The toaster ran around on four legs, and got chased by an old lady with a broom. When she caught it, and put in a slice of bread, it didn’t give her toast, it gave her a black hole. The pictures are pretty weird, and the entire story reads like a fever dream. I still can’t understand how it ever got published, but I love this odd little book!
Pretzels from the mouth, jelly from the sandwich, juice from the box(s), banana from the peel ~ & even Rose’s hair is being straightened! “These are a few of my favorite things!”
Rose, you needn’t have worried… there will be enough electromagnetic radiation (radio waves, x-rays, gamma rays, etc) given off in the neighborhood of the the black hole that the cafeteria will be fired before it gets sucked into the black hole. I suspect that friction of mass approaching the black hole will cause a plasma, so bring plenty of marshmallows to toast.
saobadao about 1 year ago
Love the dad
terrapin6000 Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s just black coffee …which would be bizzare for a kid to drink.
angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago
Look how Spud is losing his mini pretzels. And Seagull’s little feet again. ♥
Ida No about 1 year ago
Best to play it safe. Could be Surströmming.
dmah Premium Member about 1 year ago
There’s a kid’s book called That Pesky Toaster. The toaster ran around on four legs, and got chased by an old lady with a broom. When she caught it, and put in a slice of bread, it didn’t give her toast, it gave her a black hole. The pictures are pretty weird, and the entire story reads like a fever dream. I still can’t understand how it ever got published, but I love this odd little book!
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 1 year ago
Unusually beautiful, even from the beautiful mind of Mr. Henry.
Stuff always makes me think of other stuff. In this case, levitating artist and cats and other stuff in “Dali Atomicus.”
imagenesis about 1 year ago
I’ve never seen seagull this close before! ツ
Pocosdad about 1 year ago
There goes the carton of Moo juice.
posse1 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Pretzels from the mouth, jelly from the sandwich, juice from the box(s), banana from the peel ~ & even Rose’s hair is being straightened! “These are a few of my favorite things!”
FassEddie about 1 year ago
Nah. A drop of Black Hole would be too heavy to carry.
crookedwolf Premium Member about 1 year ago
You can hear Rose’s gritted teeth in the last panel!
jschumaker about 1 year ago
I like how Did. I. have. a. choice.? is drawn.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 1 year ago
I thought Rose was smarter than that.
VanLaser about 1 year ago
Based on Wallace’s last remark, the claims have to be based on yet another true story told by Dad when he delivered the thermos.
Killraven Premium Member about 1 year ago
We’ve witnessed Wallace’s Dad’s meal prepping “abilities”. Rose is right to be wary.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 1 year ago
I think Mr. Henry just wanted to draw a black hole…and it’s terrific!!
rick92040 about 1 year ago
Very clever.
oish about 1 year ago
Maybe it’s Black Whole-Milk? Made with super bitter dark chocolate
BRBurns1960 about 1 year ago
It might not be true, it is probably not true, but if it is true the consequences would be so overwhelming it is best not to risk it.
diabloridr about 1 year ago
A+ artwork
Old Time Tales about 1 year ago
“At the signpost up ahead, you are entering the Cafeteria Zone….”
ilovecomics*infinity about 1 year ago
But only ×half× the cafeteria LMAO.
donwestonmysteries about 1 year ago
Another Sunday Funny that’s really funny.
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 1 year ago
Rose and Seagull sharing a “you know that that means” look!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s surprising that nobody’s try to blame Amelia for this.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Brilliant art!
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Is that Black Hole portable like the Acme Portable Hole? It does not have to be potable, just portable.
DM2860 about 1 year ago
It is more likely to contain sasquatch milk.
rwh2 about 1 year ago
Rose, you needn’t have worried… there will be enough electromagnetic radiation (radio waves, x-rays, gamma rays, etc) given off in the neighborhood of the the black hole that the cafeteria will be fired before it gets sucked into the black hole. I suspect that friction of mass approaching the black hole will cause a plasma, so bring plenty of marshmallows to toast.
B.comics.61 Premium Member about 1 year ago
❤️
Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago
This is SUPER!
JH&Cats about 1 year ago
I like Mrs. Mac’s Wallace-weary look.