Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 24, 2023

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    tudza Premium Member 9 months ago

    Next, we shall scuttle Skittles

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 9 months ago

    Mmm, Reese’s Pieces. I must remember to ask Reese if I can have some.

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    joegee  9 months ago

    It’s just his outfit for the Halloween party.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  9 months ago

    Mission: M possible.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 9 months ago

    He will still smell like peanut butter.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago

    Industrial espionage of a most delicious, and delicate, nature.

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    WelshRat Premium Member 9 months ago

    I always find Reece’s pieces hard to swallow.

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    jasonsnakelover  9 months ago

    Undercover candy midnight fantasy

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    The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago

    Getting his gang tat.

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    Darryl Heine  9 months ago

    Reese’s Pieces are M&M clones.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  9 months ago

    Next stop, via alimentary canal, towah lay.

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    RitaGB  9 months ago

    Reese’s are the best M&M substitute for people who don’t/can’t eat chocolate.

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    rich creator 9 months ago

    Salty old cop.

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    uniquename  9 months ago

    Reecse’s Pieces and M&Ms might be a nice combination. “You got peanut butter in my chocolate!”

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    Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago

    Well this is going to give a whole new meaning to the phrase, “You got your chocolate in my peanut butter! You got your peanut butter on my chocolate.”

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    Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Did you hear about the quality control specialist who got fired from the M & M factory? He kept throwing away all the Ws.

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    PaulAbbott2  9 months ago

    Why did the blonde girl lose her job at the M&M factory? She kept throwing out the “W’s”

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    ericlscott creator 9 months ago

    What is your assignment, Mr. Piece?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 9 months ago

    Smarty pants.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Peece out.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 83d506]  9 months ago

    That’s a good one! :-D

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member 9 months ago

    Thanks Mark!!! So funny! Lol! Love it!!!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago

    HA! That’s also how Canadian Smarties are smuggled into the US of A!

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    Does the candy shell hide the peanut smell?

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    LOL, love the intense look and tongue!

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    He picked a bad time to do that.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    If you can’t beat “m”, join “m”.

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