9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for October 31, 2023

I go to gym and people stare at their phones there. Just sit there and stare…I don’t get it!

Don’t you ever get sick of staring at your phone every waking minute?

I don’t know, I’ll have to ask my phone.

If it weren’t for the fact that she is drawn small, I would think the one in front is his teacher.

What happened to Nine Chickweed Lane Classics?

Nah, why don’t you sit down next to each other and text each other.

Chiropractors and neck surgeons are going to be in great demand in a few years.

“I don’t know you. Send me a text.”

I remember one time I was doing some work on a window at starbucks…4 girls walked in, plopped down on the couch, and sat there for 15 minutes fiddling with their phones without saying a single word to each other…I’m glad I grew up before cell phones and video games!

“Or maybe take pictures”…