Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 22, 2023

update: you don’t have to be a parent even.

Pet parents know this, especially when you come home after more than three hours.

I do not appreciate using terms that stand for or imply the use of profanity – it is almost as bad as actually/literally using the profanity.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Children no longer in the house. It’s now husband that makes me swear quietly.

How do I express myself? Let me count the ways.

Under your breath……still can’t hide it!!!!

Aunty, you have never whispered anything.

I didn’t know that either.

That explain why the kids learn all those cuss words at an early age.

Where’s the fire?

in my parents’ case, it was gasping OMG!!…

Y’know, the “f” word is actually an acronym for ritualized rape. It’s pretty sad that we’ve sunk to such prolific use in a society that pretends to honor women.