Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 23, 2023

Kinda early for Festivus, Aunty.

You’re being you. Just keep soft ice packs ready in the freezer just in case.

For Aunty Acid, every day is a “Rumble in the Jungle”!

How do you get a black eye …

… when somebody beats that other part (end) of you?

Would it be because you … put your head “up” there?

…….try to avoid the “road rage”…………

Yeah, drunks and their mouths are bold but not beautiful.

How did Aunty get that word pass the censors???I gotta use a$$, ash, arsh, et al.

Whenever I see a reckless driver on the road, I back off to a safe distance where I can get a good view of the accident without being involved.

I often do the same in conversation. I remain silent and watch other people crash.

Aunty needs to learn anatomy…

Rock on, Aunty!

Im 61 and no one has done it yet, been a while since anyone has even tried

I must not be as mouthy as I used to be

I don’t want Aunty put on ice.

You go girl.

That’s alright, I’m well trained at avoidance.

And blue buttocks.

Just remember dear Aunty, there will come a time when you mouth off to the wrong person, in the wrong place, and at the wrong time… where getting a black eye was the person going easy on you.