Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 09, 2023

“Your beauty is beyond compareWith flaming locks of auburn hairWith ivory skin and eyes of emerald greenYour smile is like a breath of springYour voice is soft like summer rainAnd I cannot compete with you, Jolene”

He looks like he’s about to be run over by a garbage truck.

Jolene couldn’t compete with me. She isn’t a geekette.

Jolene wouldn’t want him. I doubt any woman would.

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

I’m begging of you please take my freakin’ man

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene

Please come take him – I just know you can

Jolene, that bi…

growing up…my other 2 sisters & i would sing to songs…one of mine was to sing to jolene (memories) sigh

Stage…..how long did that take?

So…is Walt thinking the same of AA? Coincidence. Or something more????

Fraid your stuck with him, and he you.

Frankly Aunty, You can’t do any better and now you’ve gone and hurt his “feels”. Perhaps you need to rethink.

Aunty’s looking hot today!

Send him C.O.D., no returns accepted.

(and, yes, you can still send things C.O.D.)

I don’t think she’s that desperate!!

But, he’s reached the stage where Jolene no longer cares.