The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for October 23, 2023

Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes will fit on the roof?

Answer: Purple because aliens don’t wear hats.

Unfortunately this is true.

Hey guys, better keep a lookout in back of you….!

Simple truths from simple minds. Happens every day

Great punning. I will remember this on National Pun Day, March 4th.

We need either a groan or eye roll emoji on this site. Not just the heart.

Staph is rampant. Use as much soap & water as they let you.

Meth Heads always have terrible skin regardless age along with even worse judgment. Commit adult crimes, get adult jail time.

Oh. wow…

These two geniuses have just solved the Problem with Prisoners!