Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 28, 2023

First rule? ..Gonna have to reflect on it a bit.

Don’t talk about Bite Club.

“Um…check the blood type first.”

Learn to blend in. All you guys LOOK like vampires.

Don’t bite other vampires?

All meetings are at night!

Always say “fang you” after taking a bite.

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

All they hear when you talk is, “Blah, Blah, Blah”.

O.K. guys, what’s necks on the agenda?

Check with Meat Loaf?

Never bring old blood to the gathering!

Reference to “Fight Club,” a 1996 novel by Chuck Palahniuk (and the subsequent movies). Some commenters don’t seem to know that the 1st and 2nd rules of Fight Club are, “You don’t talk about fight club.”

Floss.

never put the bite on other members

First Rule of the Bite Club – “There is no Bite Club”…

With his preoccupation with rules, he must be named Robert …

they all look pretty hard-bitten…

No parking, says right there.