Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 08, 2023

nor did He anyway

Trout’s Mom is “dating” someone? So no more constant string of “uncles” passing through the trailer?

Hmmm… sounds like some holier-than-thou type is going to try and ‘save’ Trout’s mom. We will all have to wonder to what end? The plot thickens.

I have not been given an airplane yet either, but I’ve never prayed for one.

Does that man pay Trout’s egg donor from church collections??

Fascinating to see the tables turned—Agnes dissing Trout for a change!!

Br honest, Agnes. You’d settle for a nicer trailer.

Trout’s mom must be dating someone from the “Church of the Undivided Donation”.

Oh, I saw him on TV. Rev. Take Your Dollar.

Having lived in Brown County,(Where this uis set), I know here are plenty of Hades & brimstone preachers there, but I didn’t know any were rich.

Cue Janis: Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all own Porsches, I must make amends.

Start small Agnes, remember God helps those that help themselves. Shoplifting an airplane takes a bit of finesse.

Trout’s mom is only religious when she is lying on her back, screaming about God

He preaches the Prosperity Gospel.

And l doubt that God gave that preacher one either…..

I’m sure God gave the good rev a healthy libido as well

“God” gives airplanes to preachers who’ve come up with variations on sermons crafted to insure the fleecing of their flock, and anyone else who’ll listen.

“I want you to show right now how much you love God! I want you to show as your tithe! I want you to open up your hearts! And open up your wallets! And open up your purses! And give it up! Praise the Lord! Somebody’s been talking about me, talking about I’ve been riding around in a Cadillac! If you love me, and you wanna give to me, then I should be in a Rolls Royce!”

— Pastor John, Angel Heart

Pray harder Agnes. I know there is a Gulfstream Jet out there for you. Maybe a Mercedes Benz, Color TV?

You’re lucky to even get a crap sandwich.