Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 24, 2023

Nice intro to this spooky adventure!

What?! No flapjacks? No griddlecakes? No, dare I say it, pancakes?

He meant “The only think I’m next in line for is…,” right?

“I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick #$$. And I’m all out of bubble gum.”

People need to start worrying about what kind of world we are going to leave behind for Keith Richards

OMG!!! No flapjacks place??? Better call IHop!!!

Like an undead Rolling Stone!

Why is he even staying there if there aren’t any pancake emporiums?

Whupjacks and Flappins!

Get the first flight out!

Heh. Reminds me of the unknown poison panel in my first Yeti script for DICK TRACY. Seems to be a lot of the stuff floating round in comcs land

Surprised Rip would take a gig in a town with no pancake joint. And by the way, Rip, you need to get home to your hot wife and quit wandering the world so much!

Part of bringing law and order is building new business. As dog is my witness, pancakes will be served again.

ka-catastrophe

Mr Thompson, you are a master at comic strip humor. LOL

You’re in luck, A Zombie Dancersize Studio is right up the coast next to the A$$ whupping Bar and Grill.

KA-UNDEAD!

Bad-guy whuppins’ and flapjacks: the Haywire way of life.

No flapjacks? Place ain’t worth saving.

Is it just me or do Rip’s eyes have a new look?

NO FLAPJACK RESTAURENTS!!!!!

She’s only mostly dead; so you can’t go through her pockets for loose change.