Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for November 01, 2023

And low in calories.

As Broomie first said, YUCK!

Wow Nervin, “you don’t love me”? That’s a bit overreacted, isn’t it? You know Broomie loves you to bits and pieces, don’t you?!

Ground coffee.

You know you could have used your witch power to change that mud to chocolate…

If you are going to pretend it’s hot chocolate,

… you can also just pretend to drink it (and pretend to like it).

If Broomie does go through with it and drinks that concoction, she will literally $#!+ a brick! Ooooo, that’s gotta hurt! ;-p

Umm thanks but no thanks nerwin I jus decided to start a diet today

If he wants to be helpful, he can volunteer to go to the store and get more chocolate.

But I do love you, and wouldn’t want to deprive you of having it all to yourself.

the woke to the wake

another comment on current views and morals that I can do without

Love is one thing; drinking mud is ridiculous……

Nope, I love you but I don’t have to put up with your sh… I mean, mud!

Blackadder Goes Forth did it first.

Tell me again the virtue of making it his problem?

Since it’s his concoction, make Nerwin drink that cup o’ mud, Broomie! Don’t be a sucker for his (literally) sob story….