Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 01, 2023

You know what They say: If you’ve seen one covered shopping center…

better than using the online giants

They can clutter just as well as the rest of them.

Strip mall? That is where I go to buy my dancers…

I go to yard sale to exercise my self control

I hate shopping malls. Then again, I hate shopping.

They are building a huge Whole Foods here. It is taking them months to initially stock it. It has millions of dollars of inventory.

Well! She’s definitely turned that room into her very own shopping center.

You’re also a hoarder

Ha! A light weight Shopaholic but she can stop whenever she wants.

until someone pointed out my mistake, i thought strip malls were for ecdysiasts…