Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 09, 2023

Shaken, not stirred.

He backed up to the cloud, and then it rained.

Ralph is on point!

his performance review won’t go well.

Probably grew up with “ dog ate my homework “

If only he hadn’t turned his “laptop” face down.

Sketchy employee.

At my age an Etch-a-Sketch is about all the technology I can abide.

I work with the equipment the company gives me.

So don’t do the presentation on the bus on the way in.

What? He mastered the thing! Two knobs! None of us could do anything with it!

You’ve seen him before on the nightly news – composite sketch.

That’s etch you’re fired!!

Doing recognizable anything on an Etch-a-Sketch requires far more skill than operating a laptop computer. :)

Old Dilbert joke

Definitely not a software issue. My first tablet!

Ya gotta take it with a grain of sand…..

I learned from certain UW-Madison early ’60s classmates to drill a small hole in them and sniff out the dust.

Que “All about the Pentiums” from Weird Al.

…and I’m guessing he’s also fired

Try to write cursive with an etch-a-sketch