That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 19, 2023

My original post in 2017:

After weeks of trying, he finally got a table at Bunyadi.

(Google it)

/// He’s generically called Seated Nude.

Turns his back to us. Bad attitude?

No, if lavishly paid

“Your Ad Here” is displayed.

He will have his back fully tattooed.

Brian, showing his good side

Henry was known for being a terrible poker player.

Sir, I believe you have broken your backside…there is a big crack in it

“One more crack out of you..”

The Invisible Man wasn’t really invisible, everybody was just playing along.

Where’s the little kid to cry out he has no clothes?

After the IRS audit.

The fellow who’s being portrayed/

Is renowned for his skill with a blade/

But that skill with the sword/

Is blithely ignored/

When his buttocks are being displayed.

…there’s a Hot Heads down the road…

“A completely blank canvas? This has gotta be his first arrest!”

“It’s more of an involuntary vow of poverty, really.” Name the movie that line’s from.

“Sir, this isn’t THAT kind of pee-ano bar”.

“Don’t be shy, I’m sure it’s a grower.”

Contemplating your recent visit to the I.R.S.

“You decide, am I a dumb a$$, or a smart a$$?”

Fun fact: The Emperor’s New Clothes" was first published with “The Little Mermaid” in Copenhagen, Denmark, by C. A. Reitzel, on 7 April 1837.

Needless to say, the original tablecloth he was sitting on wasn’t a good choice, it was white.

There aren’t very many artists who can do a male nude that makes you feel like the artist was actually comfortable painting it.

“Gawd, even stripped to the buff you can’t get the waiter’s attention in this joint!”

I’m sorry ma’am and never mind.

Plumber, waiting for his next job.

“Look, it’s not my fault. This is the best tan you can get in Great Britain.”

Professional Plumbers and Carpenters do daily isometric exercises to strengthen their gluteal muscles and help define their butt cracks.

Nice buns..

Brian found the perfect way to make sure no one talked to him during those awful family reunions.

Finally found a Chipotle with standards.

Nuthin is as risible as the objects he makes visible in the mor-ornin’…

Ugh. Chipotle. Ate there once, didn’t like it. Then I was in another city on a Sunday and everything was closed, Chipotle was the only place I could find open. Didn’t like it. Wound up buying a packaged sandwich at the drugstore for dinner.

Seated Nude: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Brian Hatton" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Nude, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

That larger strip image is also shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1631 (2/2/17) (October 18, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, only work by this artist used here (2 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the February 2, 2017, strip being its first use (the artist info URLs in my comment there no longer exist).

For those who love art, I once saw an Alexander Calder statue. I had only seen his mobiles, but this was a marble sculpture of a young nude woman carrying a bucket of water on her head (as I remember it.) He was in his 50’s when he did it, and it was magnificent.

Nuthin could be drearier than an inferior posterior in the mor- ornin’…

At least he’s using a towel.

But if you put on a shirt and some shoes, it’ll be alright