The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 03, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’s bull hockey.

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    sirbadger  about 1 year ago

    Punching would work so much better with a puck in the hand.

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    rex.vecors  about 1 year ago

    “I went to the fights last night and a hockey game broke out.” -Rodney Dangerfield

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    dbrucepm  about 1 year ago

    when it comes to hockey I just say puck it

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    flemmingo  about 1 year ago

    They also use hand to pick up an occasional lost tooth!

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    John Leonard Premium Member about 1 year ago

    As the joke goes, I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

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    gnorth22 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    They actually can use their hands, but they can’t close their hand around the puck or grab it. Except the goalie, of course.

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    mwksix  about 1 year ago

    Can they kick it in with their skates or head it in with their helmets?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 1 year ago

    Take her out for a romantic drive on the Zamboni.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 year ago

    Good explanation, and so true. But I was gonna say, then they wouldn’t have any use for those sticks, except to wack each other.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Being stingy with the beer again, huh Eno? Some romantic Friday date. burp. :)

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    eb110americana  about 1 year ago

    Ever notice how hockey players are frequently missing teeth? Yeah? The reason they’re not also missing fingers, is they don’t reach down to pick up something that large players are actively whacking with sticks while they encircle it on footwear perched atop razer-sharp blades.

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