Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 26, 2023

Just a couple of bozos.

How would the one on the right know?

How can you take a clown fight seriously? I mean, every time one got punched in the nose, it would make that funny “honk-a” sound…

What ?

Am I clown to you?

Stop clowning around, you two!

The only way to take those two in is to pack everyone else in the bar in the back of the car with them.

Or they might fight because: “Hey! You didn’t look at me funny!”

Or maybe, you smell funny.

Shouldn’t they be using pies?

Love the donut shaped lights on the cop car.

Coupla clowns. Ignore ’em.

This reminds me of an incident that happened when I was on duty as the operations lieutenant at a federal prison I was working. Two officers were escorting two inmates. One inmate in handcuffs and the other was in a wheelchair bleeding from the corner of his eye. The bleeding inmate had dark glasses on where you couldn’t see his eyes. I asked what happened. One of the officers said that the handcuffed inmate sucker punched the inmate in the wheelchair. I asked the handcuffed why he did it and he said, “I didn’t like the way he was looking at me.” The wheelchaired inmate said he fell asleep and was awakened when he punched.

“You looked at me funny!” … “Oh yeah! … You looked at me funny!” …

“Well … You looked at me funny first!” …

my name isn’t Funny

my name isn’t Funny

Please don’t send in the clowns.

Make them do a duel with gag flowers at 10 paces.

C-SPAN. It’s become a combination clown show and Friday Night Smackdown.

He popped my balloon pet and accused me of blowing it out of proportion!

Why wouldn’t cannibals eat clowns? ’cuz they taste funny.

It’s a brouHaHa!!

""I’m Funny How? Like I’m A Clown? I Amuse You?"

At least I stepped outside, which is not easy to do with clown shoes.

“Step out of those shoes so we can go toe-to-toe.”

Who are you calling a clown??