Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 01, 2023

Come a little bit closer / You’re my kind of dragon…

Think that snake slithered down from the BC strip.

Why are you cuddling that saw?

For emotional support.

It’s my coping saw.

While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered “Honey, this isn’t working out for me.”

Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. “This is working out for me!”

My 9yo daughter was lying on the couch cuddling with our new kitten. “It’s time for bed,” I said.

“I don’t want to get up,” she replied. “Will you carry me?

“No,” I replied. “Get up and go to bed.”

“But I’m too tired. Carry Me?”

“No! You’re like 90 pounds now. You’re too heavy.” I said.

“Well then, pretend I’m the kitten,” she said and grinned.

So I picked up the squirt bottle and sprayed her in the face.

I cuddled my cat today…

She always leaves me covered in cat hair, it’s in-furry-ating!

My wife and I are on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.

She says: “careful I’m holding a tea!”

And I say: “and I’m holding you, so I guess we’re both holding letters of the alphabet”

While getting into bed girlfriend wanted to cuddle, but I warned her that I was gassy…

“I am too.” She said and started to snuggle up.

“I guess that means we’re Egyptian.”

“Why?” She asked.

“Because we’re King Toots-in-common.”

The snake just came in for a quiet hiss. (It’s an oldie, but a goodie)…..

Somebody bring blankets, pillows, and snacks!

It’s a three drag night.

Cuddle or soup…

It WAS so peaceful!!!!!

Need… more… blankets…

Not quite, here. But, tomorrow, for sure. A low of 31F will be cuddle time.

Perfect timing for those of us in the US Northeast.

Fall fell.

Here to.

You know, if Wiz and Blanche maybe wore pants or leggings they might be a little warmer—-

A nice knitted afghan, a cup of hot chocolate, and I’m set. I live in an apartment so no fireplace, but I can put the fireplace video on the monitor.

Any weather is cuddle weather for me!

Togetherness

Loooong Fibulas.

Apparently dragons can get cold…