Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 03, 2023

Horace is quite used to eating his own words.

Hey Samuli, would it be OK for you if I drew Horace in one of my Out of the Blue comics for a guest appearance?

Whenever I see people jogging early in the morning I think “Wow, I can’t believe it’s already morning.”

Can’t decide which I love the most. Probably the elevator joke…

There are people up in the morning‽

So that’s what happen we press down button first and then up button next while we is waits for lift.

What would have happened if he pressed the down button‽

Have a care free Sunday my friends.

… if anybody asks… I wasn’t here!

Horace is on Mission Impossible!

All readers of this comic should now dispose of any evidence of it in whatever way possible: Eat it. Delete it. Your hard drive – beat it. (Do not tweet or retweet it.)

serving wood pulp…

C1 – Please hold, Horace will be back in a minute…!

C2 – so Horace goes from counting sheep to counting people…?

C3 – don’t eat the pencil Horace, you might get lead poisoning…!

I had a girlfriend who would get up at 5:30 a.m. every morning and run a couple of miles. The great thing, the really wonderful thing, the thing that made her such a fit, wonderful girlfriend is that she never, ever invited me to go along. :)

A paranoid insomniac. The recipe for funny!

Horace likes to keep things on the down-low.

Hey, you ever seen an elephant fly, Pete? Well, I seen a horse fly…

As usual, good elevator gag! I missed the button relationship earlier.

If anyone asks, I still wasn’t here!

Horse humor is so droll.

Do they have pumpkin spice flavor conspiracy theories?