I’ve had this conversation with myself. I’ve tipped the scale to having more last times than first times years ago. But I’m good with that because I did a lot of cool first times!
One of the residents in the nursing home I used to work stated once that we always will remember our first kiss but never remember the last one. He was such a nice man. He moved in with his severely demented wife ‘couse he didn’t want to be separated from her. I will never forget his words.
The dude from FL Premium Member 12 months ago
I have Kizik shoes, love them. No tying, just slip in
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 12 months ago
Just think, Luann thinks jumping out of an airplane is dangerous. She should meet our beloved Earl.
Ubintold 12 months ago
Sounds like a country song.
Dirty Dragon 12 months ago
I’ve already reached the point where I’ve bought my last bottle of shampoo.
j_m_kuehl 12 months ago
The Last shall be First
Kwen 12 months ago
Ain’t Nelson a little too old alreadyfor this?
iggyman 12 months ago
Move over Roscoe, in the doghouse for you Earl!
hariseldon59 12 months ago
Unfortunately when you die it’s usually the first time (and the last).
Macushlalondra 12 months ago
I could tie my shoes by the time I was 4. I thought Nelson was older than that.
Darth Stevious 12 months ago
Wow. That’s a very dark conversation to have with your young grandson.
Doug K 12 months ago
Celebrate life!
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
A movie made of Earl’s life might be titled, “The DECADES of Living Dangerously”.
jagedlo 12 months ago
Not exactly the lesson that Nelson needs to learn right now, Earl…
[Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago
Earl doing those things might be the very reason why it may be the last time he does anything
cracker65 12 months ago
HAHAHAHA
ladykat 12 months ago
Since I now live alone, I don’t have to justify my actions to anybody!
mapguy 12 months ago
I don’t buy green bananas.
Dkram 12 months ago
Earl really loves to live dangerously.
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Daniel Verburg 12 months ago
Education.
DawnQuinn1 12 months ago
I never “stock up” on anything anymore.
ANIMAL 12 months ago
That guy really pushes his LUCK.!!!!!!!!!!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 12 months ago
Earl is a self made fortune teller…….
ragsarooni 12 months ago
Oh,earl….will u never learn?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 12 months ago
In the 5th panel, Opal nose takes up one third of her head like a male elephant seal. If that doesn’t scare, I don’t know what will.
RaulMartinez 12 months ago
Baldy?
Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago
A dark thought for a lot of us old timers. This.. could be my last comment made on GoComics.
IndyW 12 months ago
Or it could be the last time you act like an idiot. Enjoy your deserved outdoor living.
elgrecousa Premium Member 12 months ago
This the second sad strip I read this morning, first “Pearls before swine” and now this. I need a cheerful one!
ilovecomics*infinity 12 months ago
Here I am, just casually discussing my death with my young grandson….
wndflower1 12 months ago
when was the last time you did something for the first time??
Saurischia 12 months ago
Perhaps the only wise thing ever said by Earl.
brianlhathaway Premium Member 12 months ago
I’ve had this conversation with myself. I’ve tipped the scale to having more last times than first times years ago. But I’m good with that because I did a lot of cool first times!
Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago
You get Bonus points for trying, Earl.
zeexenon 12 months ago
WHOSE house?
Moore 1 12 months ago
Keep doing that and it could be your last day.
KEA 12 months ago
A friend of mine is pretty sure she has enough toilet paper to last her lifetime
silberdistel 12 months ago
One of the residents in the nursing home I used to work stated once that we always will remember our first kiss but never remember the last one. He was such a nice man. He moved in with his severely demented wife ‘couse he didn’t want to be separated from her. I will never forget his words.
mistercatworks 12 months ago
I don’t remember much about my early childhood. However, I do remember thinking I was a genius because I never got my socks on the wrong feet. :)
eced52 12 months ago
I vote for the last one.
Sanspareil 12 months ago
Actually if Earl is not allowed in the house, he would have a life free from that harridan, and could move on to greener pastures!
lindz.coop Premium Member 12 months ago
It would be at my house…no shoes on the bed EVER!!
suelou 12 months ago
How come the comics are FULL of wimpy men!!