1 and Done by Eric Scott for October 27, 2023

Yes! And he’ll play for peanuts.

I thought for sure that was a Saxphant.

“Once there was an elephant,

Who tried to use the telephant—

No! No! I mean an elephone

Who tried to use the telephone—

(Dear me! I am not certain quite

That even now I’ve got it right.)

Howe’er it was, he got his trunk

Entangled in the telephunk;

The more he tried to get it free,

The louder buzzed the telephee—

(I fear I’d better drop the song

Of elephop and telephong!)"

—“Eletelephony,” Laura Elizabeth Richards

He can play a trunckated version of most songs.

Ha! Never forgets a song, but the roaming fees are killing me.

A rich euphonious sound.

The elephant is blowing it’s notes.

Do not sit in the front row for that concert.

I’ve seen a saxaphone, but what does a sax look like?

how do you put an elephone in the fridge…?

Please hold. Your call is important to us.

He/she looks kind of young – like an alto or tenor elephone.

Will he/she be a baritone elephone when he/she gets older/bigger?

in the room