Close to Home by John McPherson for November 08, 2023

Suddenly named “Melvin”

“it sucks to be you right now”

Larry can now yodel in soprano!

How ‘Fruit of the Loom’ achieved a world-wide market.

Shouldn’t that be AAIIIIGH!?

Up next: The Swirlie Heard Around The World.

Cool! Atomic Wedgie! … now do a Trebuchet!

Bleeb, sorry to say that you are “ice cold,” little alien dude. Keep searching.

If he hadn’t been hooked he’d be a stain on the ground.

With the internet and pranksters these days, I wouldn’t be surprised if it really happened!

Mommieeeeeee

That is so high school! Guy humor?

That has gotta hurt…

Someone should have given him a “Wet Willy” right before the Wedgie!

Looks like he’s riding all the way to the top

Lol! I love this one! — And that’s the most dangerous construction site I’ve ever seen! And what’s the shovel for?

Might want to get that in the Guinness book…..

I’m seeing his shirt hooked. If his underwear were hooked, the shirt would be pulled up by the hook. What he’s going to get here is an “armpit wedgie”.

Safety first! Now they have to change the sign to read “0 days without a Wedgie”.

Tranny time.

Soon to be seen on Ridiculousness.

On a brighter note, Larry’s gender reassignment surgery was deemed no longer necessary.

Those workers better be careful or they are going to laugh themselves off their girders.

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me…for me…for meeeeeeeee.

What is funny about hurting someone out of sheer mean-ness? And such a childish stunt besides.

Larry clearly got carried away on his job.