Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 05, 2023

The bird is about to eat a worm. I expect bad breath is low on the list of priorities.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse always gets the cheese.

It smells better than where you’re going to end up…….

The breath is from all the other worms the bird has already eaten.

It probably would, actually.

Says the creature who lives in dirt.

After eating you?…..maybe

I don’t think it’s the bird it would kill, give it a sec.

Sucks to PU?

I wouldn’t complain. That’s what you smell like.

Well, worm, your remains will smell much worse in a few hours.