Close to Home by John McPherson for December 03, 2023

Ken do you leave the door open ? When you know have to go ?

stay out of the basement

Just put a TV in the toilet room. Problem solved.

Better yet, TIVO it and pause it when you need relief.;D

Great plan!

Coulda just worn a diaper.

Back home in NY, a guy named Ed had a porta potty business called Eds Heads.

His wife is okay with this as long as Ken remembers to put the seat down after he uses it.

A Lazy-Bowl toilet would be easier.

it’s funny until you consider how many commercials football games have

His TV is way too small!

The window should be a little lower.

Ha! … Rookie! You didn’t know you could take your iPad to the bathroom?!

Not that I do that… I mean, I hear that it’s an option… you know, a thing that other people do.

Ken will not be getting any action in the bedroom!

Maybe a catheter? I mean, that porta-potty does take up a lot of room.

Bleeb, like yesterday, you seem to have picked a spot with potential for targets to come to him. After Ken’s wife walks past Ken, she is likely to turn around to have words with Ken. Good thinking, Bleeb.

That’s why there is a pause button on the remote.

A tv in the bathroom would be a better option

A coffee can takes up less room.

He needs to get a chair that can handle those functions.

[And/or a private room (perhaps one with padded walls).]

Window should be a little lower then

Me, I have been missing all of it for many years, and I don’t miss it at all.

Living room must smell nice.

This man is a legend

Nah, nah, nah. Where’s the fridge? Where’s the oven? He’s gonna make that bottle and that bag of chips last the whole game?

ha. ours are called DEAR JOHNS

Bottle works just as well. He could write on the portal house wall, " 4 U 2 P N 2 "

Needs a couch, to sleep on seeing his wife’s expression.

It could have been worse……

Just like being at the game!

Notice the porta potty is pushed a little closer to her chair. That table to his left holds more TP and snacks, but Bleeb got the beer!!!!!!! burp. :)

He has plenty of time for a head call during the unending commercials.

I hope Ed comes around and empties that porta pottie more often than once a season.

Most of the “Hut! Hut!” is Ed trying to move his bowels.

Who gets to clean it up…?

One tv? Amateur.

Ken’s not that far from the movie “Idiocracy”, where they have a toilet built right into the chair. Actually, as a society, we’re not that far from “Idiocracy”.

IJBOL x two, x three! Hysterically funny! And a brilliant insight, Bravo John…

If he was a real fan, he’d take the door off its hinges.

If the window as a little lower he could still watch it, even if the sound was muffled.

Easier to put a TV in the bathroom.

he needs to take the door off the porta potty