The Buckets by Greg Cravens for November 15, 2023

jump off the roof comes to mind

Races. Take turns running with it open and see how you do.

parade down the streets of Paris. chase the birds on the beach into the air to stop the warplane from swooping down on you. visit the desert. turn it upside down and spin it like a top……………

see how much rain you can catch with it upside down. open & close super fast, to use it as a bellows.

Get a windy day, a skateboard and have a fast ride.

You mean the parachute?

Skateboard down a hill and use the umbrella as a speed brake to keep you from going into traffic on the crossroad.

Trade it to a cashier to get some candy. Keep it folded up and use it as a sword.

Use it as a lightening rod.

get a wagon and use it as a sail

Turn it upside down and catch some pennies from Heaven…..

Paint it so it won’t appear so drab anymore.

I’m not interested in your bourgeois, obvious answers. It is all about possibilities.

Just becuz you can do something doesn’t mean you should do something! (we were all young once, so we know where this is going!)