JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 13, 2023

Then he should not be driving.

Got a neighbor who waxes his rather than trimming them. They look like wings and are more than an inch long.

More of a filter than an obstacle..

Time to open a new browser.

It’s Super Brow Man!

I saw an eclipse. It wasn’t really very eventful.

Like to see a brow battle between Crunchy and Thufir Hawat.

Enjoy eclipses while you can! The moon is slowly but steadily moving away from the Earth, and at some point in the future it’ll be too far away to completely cover the Sun.

Sunny, as a baby/toddler, was terrified of Crunchy until Joe told her he was Oscar the Grouch.

Browed and proud.

I often use my brows as sun visors right at sunup or sundown. My beloved doesn’t like the things I store above the vehicle’s visor dropping on her whenever she uses it.

Handy for me, though.

it IS safe to look at an eclipse, but the moment even a sliver of the sun comes out from behind the moon it can instantly burn your retinas

When my wife worked for the Wyoming Attorney General, the picnic was always on a Friday night in Cheyenne, EXCEPT in 2017 when it was on a Monday afternoon at the law enforcement training facility in Douglas – in the path of totality. Two hours to get there in the morning. Seven hours to get home. Dug out my glasses for the partial we had a month or so ago.

Crunchy doesn’t need a welding mask

I think heavy brows are attractive. Presumably Yolanda does, too.