The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 18, 2023

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    Farside99  12 months ago

    I’ve seen some of these “riders”. These “children” don’t deserve to even be allowed on the stage!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 12 months ago

    Very good, sir! You’re my pun pal. We should be punished. Do you fancy a trip to the punitentiary?

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    Dirty Dragon  12 months ago

    Oy…. oy….. OY!

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    iggyman  12 months ago

    I’ll have to look up what shrimp on the barbie is!

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    iggyman  12 months ago

    Aussie? They must be “Down Under”!

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    blunebottle  12 months ago

    My daughter was interviewed by Sharon Osbourne while passing through London. I don’t think she really grasped who it was until I explained it to her.

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    PraiseofFolly  12 months ago

    You would think a “dressing room” already had all the ingredients for word salads.

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    MayCauseBurns  12 months ago

    Bloomin Onion = 1,954 calories.

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    Differentname  12 months ago

    Outback Steakhouse was created in the good old USA.

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    Prey  12 months ago

    and if he doesn´t get all of it he will think you´re getting at him – he´s a little paranoid!

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    luckyduck  12 months ago

    shrimp cooked on the bbq grill?

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    e.groves  12 months ago

    No bats?

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    jango  12 months ago

    So is that glass filled with red wine or blood of a sacrificed animal?

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    jel354  12 months ago

    The first number almost made me think of “Twelve Days of Christmas.”

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    The last one is the wrong group. That’s Men At Work.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    Just the shrimp for me, please.

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    Steverino Premium Member 12 months ago

    A pretty grill is like a melody.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    He used to sing lead for Outback Sabbath.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Bloomin’ Onion is not an Australian dish. Outback Steakhouse is an invention from a night of heavy drinking by the founders. Nothing Aussie about it according to several Aussie friends. Even the decor is fake.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  12 months ago

    Or – he starts barking at the moon.

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    Lablubber   12 months ago

    Does he bite the head off a koala?

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 12 months ago

    I love the daily pun slam down between this and Brevity. Everyone needs at least one good groan every day!

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    WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago

    I had a friend who was hospitality director a large music venue in St. Louis. He said one of the singers wanted a bowl of M&Ms in their dressing room…with only green candies.

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    zeexenon  12 months ago

    And a small bat’s head salad.

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    boltjenkins1  12 months ago

    When I first heard the song I thought a “Vegemite sandwich” was like a knuckle sandwich

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    gopher gofer  12 months ago

    doosa fiver, mate, an’ don’ tryda spake strine…

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    PaulGoes  12 months ago

    If he’s one of the men at work, he definitely wants a vegemite sandwich

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    Joe Sarsero  12 months ago

    Unfortunately, Scott does not know much about Australia. Only Vegemite is legit. Bloomin’ onions are not a thing in Australia. What Americans call shrimp, Aussies call prawns. Shrimps are teeny tiny prawns. (A barbie is Aussie slang for BBQ.)

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