Bloomin’ Onion is not an Australian dish. Outback Steakhouse is an invention from a night of heavy drinking by the founders. Nothing Aussie about it according to several Aussie friends. Even the decor is fake.
I had a friend who was hospitality director a large music venue in St. Louis. He said one of the singers wanted a bowl of M&Ms in their dressing room…with only green candies.
Unfortunately, Scott does not know much about Australia. Only Vegemite is legit. Bloomin’ onions are not a thing in Australia. What Americans call shrimp, Aussies call prawns. Shrimps are teeny tiny prawns. (A barbie is Aussie slang for BBQ.)
Farside99 about 1 year ago
I’ve seen some of these “riders”. These “children” don’t deserve to even be allowed on the stage!
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 year ago
Very good, sir! You’re my pun pal. We should be punished. Do you fancy a trip to the punitentiary?
Dirty Dragon about 1 year ago
Oy…. oy….. OY!
iggyman about 1 year ago
I’ll have to look up what shrimp on the barbie is!
iggyman about 1 year ago
Aussie? They must be “Down Under”!
blunebottle about 1 year ago
My daughter was interviewed by Sharon Osbourne while passing through London. I don’t think she really grasped who it was until I explained it to her.
PraiseofFolly about 1 year ago
You would think a “dressing room” already had all the ingredients for word salads.
MayCauseBurns about 1 year ago
Bloomin Onion = 1,954 calories.
Differentname about 1 year ago
Outback Steakhouse was created in the good old USA.
Prey about 1 year ago
and if he doesn´t get all of it he will think you´re getting at him – he´s a little paranoid!
luckyduck about 1 year ago
shrimp cooked on the bbq grill?
e.groves about 1 year ago
No bats?
jango about 1 year ago
So is that glass filled with red wine or blood of a sacrificed animal?
jel354 about 1 year ago
The first number almost made me think of “Twelve Days of Christmas.”
uniquename about 1 year ago
The last one is the wrong group. That’s Men At Work.
ladykat about 1 year ago
Just the shrimp for me, please.
Steverino Premium Member about 1 year ago
A pretty grill is like a melody.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 year ago
He used to sing lead for Outback Sabbath.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Bloomin’ Onion is not an Australian dish. Outback Steakhouse is an invention from a night of heavy drinking by the founders. Nothing Aussie about it according to several Aussie friends. Even the decor is fake.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 year ago
Or – he starts barking at the moon.
Lablubber about 1 year ago
Does he bite the head off a koala?
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago
I love the daily pun slam down between this and Brevity. Everyone needs at least one good groan every day!
WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago
I had a friend who was hospitality director a large music venue in St. Louis. He said one of the singers wanted a bowl of M&Ms in their dressing room…with only green candies.
zeexenon about 1 year ago
And a small bat’s head salad.
boltjenkins1 about 1 year ago
When I first heard the song I thought a “Vegemite sandwich” was like a knuckle sandwich
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
doosa fiver, mate, an’ don’ tryda spake strine…
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PaulGoes about 1 year ago
If he’s one of the men at work, he definitely wants a vegemite sandwich
Joe Sarsero about 1 year ago
Unfortunately, Scott does not know much about Australia. Only Vegemite is legit. Bloomin’ onions are not a thing in Australia. What Americans call shrimp, Aussies call prawns. Shrimps are teeny tiny prawns. (A barbie is Aussie slang for BBQ.)