Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for November 19, 2023

Half-wit.

If you were half-assed, which half would you be?

But if you’re half-caf, that’s a deal breaker.

Beer goggles can talk?!

The other glass: “I can’t date you – you’re too much of a downer.”

Half full when you’re pouring, half empty when I’m drinking.

If you can’t see I’m full, half liquid and half gas, then you don’t deserve me.

Deep.

Ha! I’ll drink to that.

The glass is too big.

They both need to find a potato chip company executive who will assure them that half-empty is in fact completely full.

Optimistic Love…