Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 15, 2023

You’ll have to grease his palm…or give him the finger.

He didn’t have the right, so he left.

Two lefts do not make a right.

I just discovered I’ve been misspelling “sleight of hand” all my life, not that I’ve ever needed to spell it.

The name was there. He made it disappear.

They’ve been pulling that trick on unsuspecting hands all day.

[Soon to be released book: “Sleighting Hands through Sleight of Hand”]

Superb!

need to grease the palm if you want in

Annoyed by the sleight, he decided to clap back.

Good thing it’s not “sleight of finger”…

Poor Hamburger Helper Man.

My, aren’t you handsome!

Nailed him!

He’d just ‘glove’ to get in there.

Was hoping to get a thumb’s up to get in.

High five!

Thumbs down.

Everyone knows that you have to give the fingers tips!

What is this? The Sinister Club? Only left hands can get in?

Isn’t there a difference between “slight” (small, or a snub) and “sleight”?

My name is never on the list.

Check again before you get a knuckle sandwich…

why won’t they let him in? he just can’t put his finger on the reason…

You have to hand it to him for trying.

There’s a KFC handy! (sorry)

The heading should be “Slight of Hand”