Adult Children by Stephen Beals for November 03, 2023

here we go…. again ….

She’s not what she’s crackered up to be.

A crackpot full of crock.

Reminds me of that woman who used to come into my store and complain we never had a certain kind of dental floss. She would name 5 other towns where she’d been in our store, and they always had that floss.

………Again…….

Ha! This bit could have legs! Any sentence that starts with, you should be happy, coming from a disgruntled person isn’t likely to end well.

BUH BY!

I am overcome with joy, again again.

Okay…we’re good here then.

Penny is so mature — more than many of her customers. : )

In one of his dime stores my dad had a partner for a while. One day an irascible woman told pointed at the partner and told my dad, “I’m not giving my money to you any more. I’m giving it to him.”

That lady is crackers.

Promise? Cross your heart and hope to die, stick a needle in your eye? Please, please, please?

The joy of working retail. I remember it well—but not fondly.

is that Bozo’s mom? wife? sister, maybe??

They don’t sell great value crackers. They sell great value TO crackers