Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 18, 2023

Brilliant!

Chalkie’s flair for the obvious!

Strangely, Andy didn’t yield any suggestions… I’m guessing his mind is way into the pub at the moment

Defense must be the last thing on their minds.

Now we know why Chalkie keeps paying for Andy to keep drinking.

Why does Andy do this, BUT not have a job? He has some ambition

Simple math coach. Same number of Pints Andy will mooch.

… while simultaneously holding the other side to 0 goals.

You’d think the coach would know that…

Surprising that dumb comment came from Chalkie. He’s usually smarter than that.

I agree with Chalkie.

Why doesn’t the guy behind Andy have stripes on his uniform?

Spot on, Chalkie! No problem with the maths…

a pint ale for every goal

Andy needs to score another beer!!

Several side-eyes generated by your comment there, Chalkie. Perhaps 4, if that’s what Andy is doing under his hat. That may be a record of some sort.

One of those mathematical certainties that doesn’t work out in real life.

That’s the gist of it!

Chalkie is right. They also, however, need to keep the opposing team from scoring any more goals.

Nothing gets passed Chalkie….except everything!

he’s right

There was an American college football coach that was asked by a sideline reporter “What do you have to do to win, coach?” He said “Score more points then they do”.

Chalkie was born on the wrong side of the pond. If he was in the USA, he’d be a sports caster, or commentator." What does[our team]need to win?(Don’t forget “fewer penalties”.)

DUH!!!

Thank you Captain Obvious!

Yeah, good luck with that, Chalkie.

Surprised Andy did not run to the pub

Well, he is right.

That’s a simple plan.

“Come on lads, 4 points down and it’s only halftime! Call yourselves footballers? You’re a bunch of idiots.