Batch Rejection by Garey McKee for November 06, 2023

and the prices go down ….. HAHAHAHAHA….

My kind of thinking – up with the Christmas lights!

I can wait till after Thanksgiving.

After Thanksgiving, will have been too stuffed to do anything!

The bank account balance goes down… Tempers go up…

OK, but do they come down before April Fool’s Day?

And check your smoke alarms, security, and remote control batteries.

The clock goes forward, the lights come down…

Christmas decorations go up on St. Nicholas’ Day, December 6th, and come down on Epiphany, January 6th.

The wife put up the Xmas tree yesterday. She’s been making decorations since September.

Takes me a month to untangle them

The sun goes up, a car goes by…

“Live gets tejus, don’t it.”

Cool. So it’s actually a net gain of Light.

This is what we do! We call them winter lights. So much nicer than driving home to a dark house.

the temperature goes down, the wind comes up…

So, less natural daylight is offset by an increase in artificial holiday lighting.

Light Entertainment

It’s just happened at our local wholesale club…Halloween on one aisle, blow-up Santas on the next aisle. What happened to Thanksgiving? I guess they can’t rush the frozen turkeys too much. Freezer-burned would set in.