I had to work at another site in another state over Thanksgiving. Our crew brought in enough turkey and fixings to feed a group twice as big as ours. When half the group when to relieve the first group one of the contractor crane operators, a huge guy from Wappapello Missouri, ate the rest of the turkey, about 6 pounds worth. Luckily we had another held back for the other crew.
Would we have expected anything less from Ninja Sloth?! After all, he is THE Ninja Sloth… the Ninja of all Ninja Sloths of all Ninjas… of all… Sloths… or sump’n… I don’t really know where I was goin’ with this!
After one Thanksgiving dinner, my wife and I went to bed without cleaning up. Our Siamese “Monkey” found the carcass on the table, could not believe his good fortune and apparently spent the night eating it, bones and all. Nothing slothful about that feat.
momofalex7 10 months ago
Happy Thanksgiving, Ninja Sloth!
Charliegirl Premium Member 10 months ago
Knife skills!!
Imagine 10 months ago
That branch will probably snap in a moment.
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
Saved from the leftovers!
Doug K 10 months ago
And the kid gets the blame for the whole thing.
Darryl Heine 10 months ago
A Ninja Sloth Thanksgiving.
Me_ 10 months ago
Nice one :)
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 10 months ago
Turkeys have ribs??
oakie817 10 months ago
ka-hungry
RobinHood 10 months ago
Oh that’s a turkey, I thought it was a DALEK
ladykat 10 months ago
That’s one sneaky sloth!
cracker65 10 months ago
HAHAHAHA. This one is unbelievably funny.
Steverino Premium Member 10 months ago
He’s quick.
Bill The Nuke 10 months ago
I had to work at another site in another state over Thanksgiving. Our crew brought in enough turkey and fixings to feed a group twice as big as ours. When half the group when to relieve the first group one of the contractor crane operators, a huge guy from Wappapello Missouri, ate the rest of the turkey, about 6 pounds worth. Luckily we had another held back for the other crew.
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Ha! Now I know who to blame next time that happens!
denirwin Premium Member 10 months ago
He should be fast asleep after eating all that turkey!
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
Would we have expected anything less from Ninja Sloth?! After all, he is THE Ninja Sloth… the Ninja of all Ninja Sloths of all Ninjas… of all… Sloths… or sump’n… I don’t really know where I was goin’ with this!
BigBoy 10 months ago
Wow, he got the stuffing too
DM2860 10 months ago
Sloths are obligate herbivores (one of a very few such species) and therefore cannot digest meat.
mistercatworks 10 months ago
After one Thanksgiving dinner, my wife and I went to bed without cleaning up. Our Siamese “Monkey” found the carcass on the table, could not believe his good fortune and apparently spent the night eating it, bones and all. Nothing slothful about that feat.
Steverino Premium Member 10 months ago
I am never eating leftover turkey again. I’m quitting cold turkey.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 10 months ago
This may be the best Ninja Sloth yet!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Shikamoo Premium Member 10 months ago
He used a knife and fork too. Very skillful.