Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 13, 2023

I ting we are finally going to have some football.

So did Keri, Pedro. So did Keri…

No option to defer in The Valley?

This is a coin son, and you can’t have it.

Coaches don’t attend the coin toss. Has Barajas or Whigham ever even been at a game?!

Hurry to Vito’s! The game is in the bag. Gil’s coaching and reffing.

He’s a spitting image of Kyle Tatum (‘87-‘89). Not the same quotes, but the same character.

game over

statistically a bad call

P3: “… and we’re gonna score!”

Coaches are never on the field for the Coun toss. Generally only the Captains of the team

P-1: Not leaving anything to chance, Gil and his staff rehearse the coin toss.

P-2: Everyone wants to know where to get the new, hip, Ting Coin!

P-3: The VT Rap Group rehearses for their Half Time extravaganza “We want the Ball” and other Iambic Pentameter hits.

OK, kids! It’s time to play, ruin the ending!!! Me first- It’s a closely contested game. Sort of like the Lions & Chargers. Then (dramatic drum roll) Henry has a Heart Attack on the side-line. Pedro realizes he loves his Dad(in time for Thanksgiving Dinner) and as they load Henry into the Ambulance he tells his son: “The worst scenario…I get to meet my almost grandkid.”

Wow, VT vs. Milford must be the hottest ticket in town, even the aliens made a P3 surprise visit. I’m still liking the Milford +7 “arrangement” I made with a certain Goshen resident.

“…sorry son, but you need to use THIS ball…”

P 3: weird body language by the coaches. Do they not want to be there?

Why are the VT coaches wearing Milford red, while Pedro wears orange?

How did Sandy Duncan land such a sweet gig as Valley Tech’s assistant coach?

A coin toss! The most exciting action we’ve had in a while!

gil looks like a mannaquin or hes finished his thermos of booze before the game began

cami wonders if coach doyle smells pretty ?

whats with the folded arms kim and doyle this is not a iron chef audition

Also, “We want THAT Ball” Usually, the answer is “We will take the Ball” Each team brings their own Ball to the field as they practice with it and the QB is used to it. Don’t forget Tom Brady (Deflated Ball) and Pedro wants to ensure he gets his Special Ball for the Game.

Just in time for Christmas from Gil Thorp Enterprizes. The new Ting Coin. For those who want some “ting” different for Christmas. Also this just in for Christmas. From HRRRAAKK!!! Records. The new release fromthe hottest new rap group. The VT Rap Group with their new hit song. “We want the Ball”. Also we have got another supply of HRRRAAKK bumper stickers. Hurry though,we are almost out of the Meemaw vape sticks. Still have Smells Like Teen Spirit and Meewaw Mellon. Hurry now and call. 1-800-COMIC-SUX. Sweatshop Children are waiting to take your call.

Twainrdr. Thanks for using the VT Rap group idea. Thanks again. P.S. HRRRAAKK!

When’s the last time you heard a coin go “TING” when you flipped it into the air? And I don’t think it would make a noticeable sound upon hitting the grass/turf, either.

We missed the opening of the game, where T-Swift sang the national anthem.

ooooooo so dramatic

P1 – If that shot isn’t the epitome of depression…

P2 – Nice of The Valley to hire referees without regard to any physical afflictions they may have. In this case, Elephantiasis.

P3 – Looks like a movie poster for a remake of The Mod Squad or something.

And speaking of something, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is really something: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/11/13/plugging-the-strip-being-read/

Why isn’t there any blinding light behind Gil’s squad?