Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 24, 2023

This would be funny if it wasn’t so true ……………

Get thee to the bathroom in time.

Bladders don’t have a snooze button.

I’m there. I did pretty good last night. Slept 6 hours.

You never know when its Pee:o’clock.

The older one gets, the more one’s bladder operates on the ‘do it now,’ principle. Sort of like the time change thing but way more frequently.

My bladder ( a interesting word) and my bowels are my alarm clock!

I have a ‘Judy’ rule, named for a friend. If I wake up in the night I just get up and pee, rather than waste time trying to determine what woke me up. That way I (generally) get more sleep since I don’t have to think very hard to do it. :-)

Truth.

Pulling an all nighter used to mean staying up to cram for a test. Now it means sleeping through the night.

I probably could make it if I stopped drinking at a reasonable hour. I keep drinking until my head hits the pillow. I probably drink a quart of water between dinner and bedtime.

It’s a sad transition, when waking from a useful “woodie” led to snuggling, to.. now, trying not to wake your partner as you get up to go.

After midnight, he’s gonna let it all hang down.

I can so relate, and that’s one alarm you don’t want to hit the snooze button on.

If that’s the case my alarm clock goes off after about 2 hours of sleep.

More than once a night.

Yes, but my alarm bladder goes off 3 times a night.

If only the doggone thing would stop going off every 2 hours.

Clock doesn’t Ring it Tinkles.